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When a man folds his penis in two and shoves it in a girls vagina.
Dude I gave Susan an irish taco!
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The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.
"Jim went home with a smoking hot transexual last night, imagine the irish face on him!"
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When you leave a party/bar/etc. without telling your friends, typically because you're afraid they won't let you leave. It's kind of a "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" kind of thing.
"Sorry for the Irish fade late night. I went to get gum, and it just felt really right to just keep going. Bad friend, I know."
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When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
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Taking a green shit on someones face.
Colleen licked up every green morsel of Mickey's Irish steamer!
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When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww.... there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an Irish Tea Party last night.
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