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its always one of them gotta be ugly
that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
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Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
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“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller
Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.
parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!
Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.
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When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.
Peace Out
1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill
Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.
1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."
by anonymous Oct 20, 2003
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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.
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