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the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party
P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.
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After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.
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Jason Pride Month (Also known as JPM) is every month that starts with a J and is a pride month for specifically Jason.
Congratulations Jason, its Jason Pride Month!
jason is the love of my life i love him so incredibly much
he deserves the whole world. he really does
he has a heart of gold and everytime i see him i seem to fall in love again hes so perfect and pretty
hes amazing
i love you so much jason
jason<3 (schesn)
The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"
"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.
Jason R Rich is so cool