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the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 08, 2008


dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 12, 2007


Jason Pride Month

Jason Pride Month (Also known as JPM) is every month that starts with a J and is a pride month for specifically Jason.

Congratulations Jason, its Jason Pride Month!

by Acidiic July 28, 2020


jason<3 (schesn)

jason is the love of my life i love him so incredibly much
he deserves the whole world. he really does
he has a heart of gold and everytime i see him i seem to fall in love again hes so perfect and pretty

hes amazing
i love you so much jason
jason<3 (schesn)

by unijra March 09, 2022


Jason R Rich

He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.

Jason R Rich is so cool

by Jaaaaaaaaason December 12, 2022


The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 04, 2016


The Jason Mayer Effect

A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.

Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!

"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."

by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022