the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party
P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.
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After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.
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When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated
He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.
Jason R Rich is so cool
A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.
Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!
"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."
Jason T. Lane is the sweetest boy you'll ever know. He has such a kind heart and shows much love to his loved ones. When you think of Jason, you think of everything you've wanted. He makes many people so happy and can put a smile on your face within 5 seconds. He really is so inspiring, one of my favorite things about him. He will make sure his loved ones are happy and okay, even if he is not. Jason is insecure and over thinks at times.. I don't think he understands that he is so perfect the word "perfect" can't even describe him. It is not only me that sees it but anyone who meets Jason. He is so pretty, so handsome and he doesn't see it, he doesn't really know it.
In my opinion, Jason T. Lane truly has a beautiful heart. A beautiful soul.
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