Johnny Cash

A hot, painful sensation, felt in one's rectum, anus, bottom or bum. So named after the Johnny Cash song "Burning ring of Fire"

Man: I had some major chaffing today, I've got a Johnny Cash
OR
Woman: Yeah my boyfriend last night did me doggy style and today I've got a Johnny Cash

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Johnny Cash

When one has consumed an overly hot indian dish such as a Vindaloo leading to a dramatic piece of toilet action where the croucher over the pan has a proper "ring-stinger" or a Johnny Cash; or more specifically "A ring of fire" (coined from one of his most famous songs). May well be associated with "sphincter of fire".

"Jesus that was a hot curry last night"
"Yeah, you're right. I've had huge problems with Johnny Cash this morning"
"Really? What, listening to his music"
"Not in the strictest sense of the word, but it "burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire"

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slipping the johnny

inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands

oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard

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Johnny C. Dude

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

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Johnny cake

Someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.

He is such a johnny cake!

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johnny b drop

This is when you are loosing in a game and need to clutch, or when you want to be good. It is really common to scream at the beginning of a round "I'm going to johnny b drop now" and then just win. You take the enemys hops, including one 360, one no scope and the enemy alt f4s. It is named after famous johnny b!

YOOO I JOHNNY B DROPPED THIS KID, HE IS SO BAD !!!!!

Hey, Johnny Park!

A song written by Dave Grohl. As a kid he had a best friend named Johnny Park. Grohl thought he'd give him a call if he named a song for him.

Hey, Johnny Park! is a song written by the amazing Dave Grohl!