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This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
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The man with the worlds smallest penis
Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
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Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
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one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.
do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.
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Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters
Harry Johnson has a huge shlong
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Jayden Johnson is the best person you'll ever meet. He is kind, caring, fine as hell, and is the most loyal and trustworthy person. He's a great person to hang out with, he'll make you smile and laugh, and will never stop loving YOU. He's the most loyal person you will ever meet, so stick with him, and never let him go. Jayden will never let you down. You'll feel so warm and nice inside when you talk to Jayden, and his voice is like music to your ears. Every time you hear it it makes you get butterflies. His brown eyes are beautiful, which makes you get lost in them every time you look at them. He's the nicest and most understanding person you'll ever meet. If you get luck enough to date a Jayden Johnson, never let him go, and stay with him forever because every moment with him counts.
Person 1: Oh my jeez! you must really love Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!
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The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
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