July 1st

People born on this day are some of the ugliest but sexiest people in the world with trash and amazing personalities

Hey are you a July 1st because your a awful but good person

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July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

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4th of July

The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!

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JULY 21

THE LONGEST FUCKING DAY EVER!!

SO THERE YOU WERE JULY 21 NOTHING TO DO NO WHERE TO GO SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE YOU DECIDED THIS MUST BE THE LONGEST DAY EVER.

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July 30th

The day so Trent fucked 69 bitches and his dick exploded

Yo Trent went ham on July 30th

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7th of july

a day no one cares about

i don't care about the 7th of july

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4 July

The day when our visual king was born, Lim sejun

4 July
how was your day?

it was sejun (perfect)

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