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1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).
1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.
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The winning beta fish in a fight.
Hey man wanna get together and find out who the master beta is?
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Master of all things in time and space. Creator of the universe, and an avid reader of the Wheel of Time series. Post currently occupied by 2k, master of Water.
On the last day, when the Titans fall and all appears lost, flesh to stone and souls to fire, the mortals shall run to the Puppet Master seeking shelter; and so it shall come to pass that they will find an Oasis on the edge of his blade, as daemons walk the earth.
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(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.
;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.
7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
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While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"
GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.
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He makes em say Uhhhhhhhhhhh Nah na nah
"make em say uhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
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A horrible kids' show in which a mildly retarded boy named Shobu is supposed to become a Kaijudo Master. He and his dork friends set off to battle numerous enemies in order to boost his rep. We've seen it all before. The theme song doesn't do much to help either. Picture some guy yelling "SHOBU! dadadadadadada SHOBU!" for at least 5 minutes. That's the theme song.
Besides the idiot characters and the stupid theme song, this show is mainly revolving around trading cards. Yu-Gi-Oh!, anyone? And, I myself have bought a pack of these cards. All they are are anime-tized versions of Magic: The Gathering. And get this; they're manufactured by Wizards of The Coast. Somebody must've slipped there.
Back to the show. The anime also features brilliant(see: shit) humor, such as references to America's pop culture, lame flashback things, and puns. Ha. Ha. I'm laughing my ass off. The monster names are also quite stupid. I don't know about you, but "Five-Starred Ladybug of Doom" sure sounds cooler than "Mongrel Man".
All in all, I'd advise all people, young and old, to stay as far away from this piece of shit as possible
Duel Masters Fanboy: omglololol i got teh new cardz0rz! "Bolshak Dragon" is teh roxx0rz! d00d!
M:TG Fanboy: ...uh.
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