MEGA-WHITE

A white person that eats kale, is a vegetarian or vegan, uses adult coloring books. They watch football but don't know the rules. They have trouble understanding or even condoning the slightest racist joke.

Did you see Sharon eating kale?
Yeah, she is Mega-White.

Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

and fb mo mega

i honestly don’t know what it means. some random kid just said it in roblox

Robloxian: Hi
You:Hello
Robloxian: and fb mo mega

You: what does that mean?
Robloxian: pls fb

Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

Mega chungus

Level 3 chungus after big chungus and huge chungus. His dong is big

Mega chungus is big

Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

mega zega

v. very, really, extremely. Sometimes used for more emphasis. When something is cool you use mega, but when something it’s 10 times cooler you say mega zega.

“Cum a fost la cabana cu ciubăr?”
“A fost MEGA ZEGA.”