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Plow Me

When you beg daddy to plow ya pussy. When you're ready to have seeds planted in ya field

"OH YES! PLOW ME DADDY!"

by OsamaBigBenis1 September 24, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)

good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*

by earpuller October 11, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Neck Me

Essentially saying/meaning "kill me now", with preferably a noose; killing self, necking self, hanging self.

"Neck me"

"Just neck me"

When over everything and cant be fucked.

"I can't be fucked right now, just neck me"

by Squanisha April 4, 2017

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


grind on me

Videos on Vine that constist of hot guys doing a handstand then lowering themselves to the ground, dry humping (or humping if there's a girl underneath them) slowly to the beat of the music that is playing. The hot guys are also shortless. You're welcome.

Person 1: That video is amazing. Who is that guy???
Person 2: I know, Grind on Me videos are amazing
Both: ........... Danggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hyaz94 November 30, 2013

157๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowin me

to get pissed off

your blowin me!

by cee cee October 4, 2003

71๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows me

A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."

I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.

by assassin25 April 28, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why Me

something I ask myself everyday, I never get an answer so you're not getting one, either.

Person: Why me ?
shut.

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž