mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

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Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.

- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.

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mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.

"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."

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Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

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Semi-Mexican

a person who was born in Mexico came back the U.S.A and caught a really white accent and lost all Mexican heritage

Semi-Mexican: omg my g-friends needs to stop texting me
Mexican: Dude wern't you born in mexico

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Mexican Hulk

When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.

Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.

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professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

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