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The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)
"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"
"Thats Mike Battista!"
The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.
“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”
“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”
“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”
(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.
Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?
The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.
"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022
a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle
the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek
THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him
"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"