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Mike Krack

The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.

"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022

by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022


mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017


Mike Gauthier

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.

Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?

by haiicharlez February 21, 2009


The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

by kujo! December 5, 2022

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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 2, 2019


Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 4, 2020


Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 13, 2017