Men's mental health month

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!

Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "

Swap month

March, the month where everybody swaps ranks, poor people become rich and rich people become poor, slaves become the masters of their owners ect

Slave; it’s swap month, you know what that means
Owner; oh no

The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

Santa's month

A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D

Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?

Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))

10 months

what does it mean

now she is gone for 10 months

Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

Call Nieon Month

A month where nieon keeps called because it's call Nieon month

I will call Nieon for 16 times because is the 16th day of Call Nieon Month