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An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.
This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.
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when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.
"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."
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A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.
"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"
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Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
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A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.
Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.
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One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
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When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.
"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
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