Music from 2014 to now also it sucks
OLD MUSIC RULES
Modern music sucks
Songs with lyrics that YOU do not understand.
Bwanbale: Why you lisaan to Ugandan opera, ha? Wha iz yo problam, brotha?
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!
Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.
Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.
Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”
In the context of Gospel Music, usually in the Black African-American church, soft, mellow background music (usually inspired by real Gospel and Soul music songs) that is played on a Hammond Organ or piano during a worship service in church at a time where music is not not central focus of the activity going on, but the music helps settle the peaceful mood during whatever activity is going on, such as offering, announcements, or sometimes even during the sermon.
Many Gospel musicians know how to play Talk Music in the Black Church.