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The leader an ninja based skating group.
He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...
Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
Skater 1:hey man what's goin' on?
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
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A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.
An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.
Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
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Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
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During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.
True story - Last night he was fingering me and BAM! Ninja Stinker it was NOT okay.
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the kind of people who are completely silent and unresponsive in classes, but always wind up with the best grades.
Mike: So did you see that Cassie got a 99% on her AP US History final? Way to ruin the curve.
Angie: Yeah, and I have yet to hear her talk. She's such a grade ninja.
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A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
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The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.
Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.
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