fuckboy named alex

Girls, he may seem sweet, but he will eAT YOUR HEART FOR BREAKFAST! Watch out!

"That fuckboy named Alex broke up with me today!"
"I told you, I'm a lot better than him!"

Out my name

Calling someone something derogatory other than thier legal name, usually when tentions are high due to a disagreement or fight.

Shaquita called me a bitch and I snatched off her weave! She know better than to call me "out my name!"

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Obama's last name

Obama's last name is a mystery to all

person 1 "do you know Obama's last name?"
person 2 "ummmmmm"

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Nico (girls name)

Nico is a kind, funny girl that doesn't know how pretty she is. She has a great sense of music and style and her art is AMAZING although she doesn't think it is. She's smart and good at everything and can convince you to give her something she really wants. She's also very easygoing and fun to hang around, but she really hates that Nico is a boys name and her parents gave her it! She wants to change it but deep down she doesn't give a flying fuck.
Remind Nico how great she is, she deserves it.

APPRECIATE YOUR NICO!

Oh yeah, let's invite Nico (girls name) ! She's so fun and easygoing.

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pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

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lying on my name

Someone who lied about you

Is that the bitch who was lying on my name?

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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.

George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES

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