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To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.
Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?
Having someone put cereal in your ass then picking it out.
Micah: “Did you hear I gave a Bum Plucky to a girl last night!” David: “Yo!! that’s sick bro!”
A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.
"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."
"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.
Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.
To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"
"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"
A person who has a decent job but has nothing to show for it. They don't have Bill's to pay. They live off of other people. Watch out for these kinds of people. NOUN
Tyler was a working bum he never paid his Bill's. He had absolutely nothing to show for it.
A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.
Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.