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You call someone text-dumb when they speak with you just fine IRL but they are abnormally mute while texting; hardly opening up at all. They have a difficult time expressing their thoughts in text.
Man, I talk to this one girl and I talk quite a lot about random things in college but whenever I text her it's like she can't speak at all! I think she is text-dumb.
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a nude or topless photo sent via text
dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!
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Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.
Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.
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When somebody is texting while driving, the suddenly swerve.
I was driving today and was texting back to my friend, and then I accidentally all of a sudden text swerved! WOW!
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Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
He brings out my texting turrets.
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A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.
Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!
Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!
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When your wife or girlfriend constantly texts to nag you about stuff.
Wow, look at Bob, he sure is text-pecked. His wife is always texting him about something!
Her - I need eggs!
Her - Did you...
Her - Where are you!???
Her - When are you going to....
Her - I want Ice-cream.
Her - Hello?
Her - Are you there?
Her - Come home now!
Her - Bring food I like.
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