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Baby Beaver

extremely aggressive female athlete who visciously tackles and incapacitates opponents for no apparent reason in the canadian team sport of Broomball.

The offense is very strong tonight. We need a Baby Beaver to level the playing field.

by Venessa Bennett December 09, 2003


Sneaky Beaver

When a Guy or Girl, Gives Oral Without the other person knowing.

I was Watching TV last night and sarah suprised me witha sneaky beaver!

by beaverwalker February 10, 2011


Awkward beaver

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

by oulo June 20, 2007


beaver teefer

1. One who is so attractive he can teef any girls beaver from them
2. A man who has genital sex with some guys girlfriend

Guy 1: o my god im gunna kill the bastard who had sex with my gf
Guy 2: Yea, he's a real beaver teefer

by Nick Fappiano January 30, 2006


beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 04, 2004


beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 06, 2010


Beaver Loaf

A woman's yeast infection.

"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."

by Gwydion June 03, 2004