extremely aggressive female athlete who visciously tackles and incapacitates opponents for no apparent reason in the canadian team sport of Broomball.
The offense is very strong tonight. We need a Baby Beaver to level the playing field.
When a Guy or Girl, Gives Oral Without the other person knowing.
I was Watching TV last night and sarah suprised me witha sneaky beaver!
When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!
Cousin of the awkward turtle
4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess
co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)
1. One who is so attractive he can teef any girls beaver from them
2. A man who has genital sex with some guys girlfriend
Guy 1: o my god im gunna kill the bastard who had sex with my gf
Guy 2: Yea, he's a real beaver teefer
when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.
I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.
It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.
He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!
"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."