love pie

When you wrap your partner in a duvet (acting as the pastry) and perform intercourse through the duvet and create your own special filling.

"Man I smashed the back out of her in a love pie last night", "That love pie is proper crusty now"

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Wind Pie

The act of belching directly into the mouth of your hook up, with lips locked.

Dude, i had the worst burps last night, i totally wind pied that chick.

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swan pie

1. n. Popularised by Jonathan Rhys Meyers as King Henry VIII in the final scene of The Tudors, season two, any food dish representing one's most gourmand culinary desires. (Rltd.: swan.)

2. v. The act of indulging in anything that qualifies as swan pie. (Rltd.: swanning, swanned.)

3. n. A baked pie of any type or variety, usually of the type made in or around the Elizabethan period, decorated by component parts of a swan that are still in tact, such as wings and head, giving the pie the appearance of a swan.

A: Dude, that's a $#!7load of food!
B: Yea bro, it's good swan pie.

C: What are you guys doing tonight?
D: Swanning some ayce sushi. What are you saying?

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pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.

God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!

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American Pie

A once great song by Don McLean, which has been ruined with association by that awful teen sex romp movie. Stupid people who only know about the movie should be killed.
The song is about the untimely death of Buddy Holly. It is very interesting, and has many references to rock and roll heroes, such as the Beatles and Bob Dylan.

Stupid person: "Dude I love American Pie!"

Smart person: "Me too! *sings* Bye bye Miss American Pie..."

Stupid person: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Smart person: "Uh... the song, by Don McLean. That's what we were talking about, right?"

Stupid person: "LOLZ U R SUCH A GAY FAG! I wuz tockin about da movie!"

Smart person: "See ya."

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Terracotta Pie

it is a reference to Asian vagina

I love to eat my Japanese girlfriends terracotta pie.

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Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

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