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The act of eating McDonald's before going to the strip club without washing your hands.
Yo bro, I just got paid. Let's go for a Mac-n-Smack
Not a big mac, ruined by bacon
person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?
The best fast food rap in the world, (I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in this drive through order for two, I gots a cravin' for a number nine like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle, forizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzles. Dr.Pepper my brother, and another for your mother. Double double super-size and don't forget the fries.) Usually confuses drive through operators and can get them very annoyed. Best drive through joke since, "and then?". This rap will only be succesfull at a McDonalds and not any other fast food restaraunt.
Person 1: "Hey I heard Nick did the Big Mac Rap at McDonalds the other day."
Person 2: "I hope the manager didn't shoot him."
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a diet for people of a younger age (late teens/college kids). Its popularity has come about from references in songs by mac miller, particularly senior skip day. It consists mostly of waffles topped with scrambled eggs (due to a lack of syrup), cream cheese bagels, and eggos with milk. combinations of koolaid and frozen pizza and smoking weed and eating yogurt are also very popular choices of people using this diet.
grocery list: frozen pizza, koolaid, waffles, eggs, milk, bagels, weed
(guy looks at list): "Yup, just eating that mac miller diet"
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A McDonald's sandwich made by adding an Angus Bacon and Cheese and a Southern Style Crispy Chicken to a Big Mac.
Construction:
Replace the top patty of Big Mac with Angus Bacon and Cheese and add the Southern Style Chicken below the bottom Big Mac Patty
I'm starving...can you give me the Empire Mac Building
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A term often used to describe the number one hustla gettin' money. He's so paid. Usually only appears after half a glass of cider.
Have you met Mac Daddy Fresh? He'll be out after a half glass of cider.
That dude is so paid. He's obviously mac daddy fresh.
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The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.
"Macs or PC's?"
"Why are you bothering me with asking? Go away I hate you I hate your mother too!"
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