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(from America's Technology Store--the name given to Radio Shack back in the late 1990s/early 2000 zeroes). The Christmas Tree Shops, a place known for selling knicknacks and decorative items. Sometimes you can even buy a celluloid christmas tree there.
Frodo: "I'm going to America's Trinket Store to buy a crystal ball for my garden." Saruman: "Could you get me a minature Santa while you're there? I like his beard."
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U.S.A is the land blessed by God, but a nation where the peoples cursed by GOD live in.
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right from the get go and to this present day
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1) America... you have coverups for the Republicans, you have political protection for corrupt leaderships.
You have people who instore their own beliefs over legitimate science and concidered thought.
You're starting to sound like the communist estates.
2)Quit saying it's Color, when it's properly spelt, yes spelt not (spelled) like Colour.
It's Mum not Mom, it's Football not Socca, got it?
3)Call us British if you wan't, I am English but don't mind being called British at all. Being called British is something to be proud of, American isn't! America isn't respected at all.
4)Rule Britannia! lmao. America always bitch about the British this and that. It's clear we're on their minds alot, maybe it's our sucessfull achievements in the past and all the land we owned, I don't know.
The Great British Empire is admirable to many Yanks who come to visit England evrey year to see the English History.
5)There wouldn't be an America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus 500years ago.
Americans originated from the British as we found them Native Indians slaughtering Buffalo and having supper in front a fire in their poor camp tents.
6)America always say they "saved our asses" in WW2 which is quite funny actually, because the battle of Britain was moreless won before they showed up. after finding the courage to at last help when the "Japs" bombed Pearl Harbor. One Yank said....."it wasn't our war to join in with" as it were Eurpoes. Whats all, Iraq over then? lol More like you're cowards and have never been brave enough to help at the beginning.
7) Americans say "we kicked your asses in 1783" lol When actually they had to rely on many other nations to defeat the British.
We lost the War yeah, but still it took the Spanish, the French the Americans to beat the small country Britain.
8)I think America need to stop insulting the British when their forefathers are really British anyway.
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The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost
Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America
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A pretty cool country with a not-so-cool President. A ton of the population is Christian, lots of guys are obsessed with sports, hunting, and/or racing, lots of fat rednecks, etc. Maybe 85% of the population is made up of intelligent people, while the other 15% includes people like our President. Many other countries bash the U.S., thinking that we're all stupid. Not so. We're pretty dang rich and powerful, but we should donate to, like, the needy. And the environment.
President: Let's go to Iraq because a group of terrorists who blew up some towers say they're from Iraq.
Japanese/British/French/etc. person: The United States of
America sucks! If you're from the U.S. you're an idiot! Your IQ is, like, 10!
Foreign Internet Nerd Hacker Person: i will hack the united states of america!... here we go... aw crap firewalls.
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The Worlds only Real Superpower. The toughest mother fuckers on earth. Everyone is hard workin, gets there jobs done, and fucks up any contry that screws with it.
Hey have you heard about the united states of america?.....wtf do you think (radiated Japaneese man)
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