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If a girl is not pleasing you sexually, you stick your fingers up her ass. When she screams, you put your fingers in her mouth.
Katie was boring me last night so I laid down some Dark Justice.
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Magic that usually is against on what is light,holy(God),and good.But it is not always used for evil.Sometimes it resembles pain,sadness,or even heroship.(But remember, real dark magic doesn't exist.)
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Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.
It has been extended to
Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman
It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."
Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
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A form of hello used by goths, real-life vampires, RhyDin players and other dice-chucking sadsacks. To properly use this greeting you must also be a lesbian and wear a great deal of eye-shadow.
Dark Eve to you on this cold winter night, Deathblade457.
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Dark humor is joking about your own trauma, instead of bashing on people that have done literally nothing to you, that's just called being a dick.
Person1: When I was a child I was beaten with a belt by my dad, i guess he was telling me to just beat it.
Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
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Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes
I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"
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When fuckers turn the light of on me when I'm dropping a duece at work.
Rob, the douche bag, Conway keeps forcing a 'dark dump' on me.
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