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When you unexpectingly shit your pants in a public place and its all liquid
I was with my inlaws for dinner last night and liquid speed demoned all over the floor
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A disorder when speed typers repeatedly make typos because the speed of their fingers confuse the keyboard.
Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.
i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3
Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD
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dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'
other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)
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a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek
hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high
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a 'panama city speed bump' is where you have a girl in a car. she's on top. right before climax you look her dead in the eye and say "i'm sorry but i have insert disgusting STD". she quickly jumps. knocking herself unconcious on the roof of the car. while unconcious..you nut on her face and throw sand all over her, already cum covered, face.
dude...we we're ridin' hard until i gave her the panama city speed bump..
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the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.
I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!
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To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!