βSuper straightβ is a code word for people with a piss kink
Hey did you hear Jake is super straight? Hes a little piss baby. Little pissy boy
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means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality
john:hi tom
tom: hi john
john: my sexuality is super straight
tom: fuck off
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A βsexualityβ made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.
βwhatβs your sexuality?β
βiβm super straight.β
βgo chew on rocks and d*eβ
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A fake sexuality created in tiktok made to validate transphobia
Person 1: I'm super straight
Person 2: that's transphobic
Person 1:no it's my sexual identity
Person 2: it's fine to not want to date a trans person it's a preference but the identity super straight is made to invalidate the lgbtqia+ community
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A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.
I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!
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Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive
I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'
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A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.
Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.
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