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Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.

My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.

by Carlito's Buey January 08, 2011


zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging August 15, 2015


Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 04, 2018


chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012


Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.

"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"

by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 03, 2020


chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 27, 2018


Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.

Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"

by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017