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What a massive retard would call French Toast
Person 1: I had egg dippies for breakfast
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard
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Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.
Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?
Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile
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When you pop one testicle out of your zipper and squeeze so it looks like a dinosaur egg.
Dude, your dino egg is so nasty, you should dangle someone with it.
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A gas cloud that is expelled by coworkers while eating lunch in their cube.
The cubefarm decided to eat lunch in the cafeteria after Matt tossed an egg fart their way.
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One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.
"Look at that egg sucker over there"
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An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).
It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.
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