Lil-P

Nickname for a 1/2” Dick.

Watch out for Lil-P he’ll take your cheeks.

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

p cray

pretty crazy.

She's p cray.

Yep.

P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

hc&p

Hard cocks & penis

Guy1: Hey man I'm getting my HC&P on tonight!
Guy2: Hard cocks and penis?
Guy1: Yeah!
Guy2: Isn't that gay?
Guy1: Only on Sunday.

Siggz P

A sussy baka

Imposter sus
Likes omori and twf

SAYS SUS UNIRONACALLY LMAO
sigge sus

Siggz P is a susay baka

Kurage-P

The best Vocaloid producer ever.
He makes the best songs ever.
His real name is Wada Takeaki.
He mostly uses Yuzuki Yukari, Hatsune Miku, and Otamachi Una, but he also uses Kagamine Rin and flower.
His notable works include "Hate It! Hate It! Huge Ego!", "Check Check Check One Two", and "Chururira Chururira Daddadda".
He also uses these names: くらげP, electripper, 和田たけあき, JellyfishP

Only gay people listen to him.

"Who's the best Vocaloid producer?"
"Kurage-P, definitely."
"Yes!!! Are you gay, too?"
"Heck yeah!"