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"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
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the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.
we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits
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Pizza Dance was created to promote peace and unity, bread is a staple of life, and we all break bread, a pizza represents the world, as families, we sit around a pie of pizza and break bread together as a family, the toppings, unique as they can be, represents diversity, race, color, or gender is of no meaning, as a family consists of the parents, and the kids, we believe through unification world wide, the pizza dance should be a part of every ones life.
pizza dance tony modicas pizza dance
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When you eat too much pizza and it dips into your stomach.
I ate too much pizza and I am having a pizza dip.
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When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on Acid resulting in sprinkling acid toppings on your well done pizza, leading you to blurt out, "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
PH - "Maybe we didn't need to smoke all that bud."
AH - "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
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When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.
Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
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Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!
"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"
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