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Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

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Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 5, 2020


Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 22, 2007


No Anime Penguin

A official mascot of Anti Anime group and an Anti Anime propaganda subject where you see penguin send a warning to weeb, or penguin police beating kanna kamui, penguin with flamethrower burning a anime poster and soldier penguin marching like an gigachad.

Originated from 3d stock image by 3dalia made into an meme and now into penguin we know and we love that we see few Anti Anime group on Imgflip.

No Anime Penguin (Police Penguin with an Police Stick): No Anime.

by RSBBK December 12, 2022


slingshotting penguins

see punch the walrus

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)

by declanisromped April 21, 2008


Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018


Dirty Penguin

The use of the nose to stimulate a girls vigina. It can be used as foreplay or a way to lead to orgasm.

-Have you lost your virginity?
-No but James did the dirty penguin on me last night.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020


The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 8, 2024