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A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.
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Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
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could mean that there are two people that care about each other very much and they would do everything for each other
Friend: Hey Grace you and Alex look like the perfect match
Grace and Alex: thank you
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A really skinny guy standing next to his fat ass girlfriend, thereby making them look like the number 10. Very common around science fiction conventions and Renaissance Fairs. Theorized to occur because the guy is too much of a pussy to a). break up or b). slap her ass if she takes his food.
"See those geeks in line for the Star Wars movie?"
"Who, the guy and the girl in the Jedi outfits?"
"Yeah, they're a perfect 10"
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When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.
I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.
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The Final form of Chaos when he gets the negative energy of the Chaos Emeralds.
Ahh! Perfect Chaos is attacking!
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