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downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024


Period Pearl

A blood clot formed within thy vaginal tract in the shape of a pearl.

Flavor your chicken soup with a period pearl.

by FTWW December 15, 2023


Period

Literal bloodshed.

A girl's period is rife with pain, chaos, and senseless bloodshed.

by cookiesandmilk712 January 8, 2021


PERIOD

a way too end a sentence in a hood type way

sis the party’s lit and that’s on period

by coocherbro October 21, 2020


PERIOD

An excuse.

Dotter:MOM I HAVE MY PERIOD
Mutter:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WHORE!!!

by WALKERtheGHOULpunk January 17, 2022


period

a fucking dot

1: We use periods everytime.
2: Do I need to say it
1: oh god-

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 5, 2023


Period

Periods are like fake snakes. One day they’re “friends” with you (before period) and the next they are all bitchy and kicking you(during period)

Girl: I have my period. Its the worst!
Girl 2: I know right!! Its the worst😫

by BasicHispanic6742 May 29, 2018