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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.
when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
DORIAN HAVILLARD
“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands
The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment
You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels
When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.
Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.
Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.
Boy: probably just a phantom chest.