Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard
H.M: Do you know the wet police
Y/n: you mean lifeguard
The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.
Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!
Quality control person at a chicken processing plant.
The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.
In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"
He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.