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Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
A single step away from anarchy as it is just a man with a few philosophies and a shotgun
damn thats sure is some shotgun politics right there, that thieving no good crook just got domed by that man with that double barrel over there
When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:
Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"
Person b: "No"
Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".
Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
Workplace, school, or office politics caused not by environmental circumstances, but rather by catty behavior.
Rebecca is only nice to me when Jan is out of the office. That's just litterbox politics for ya.
Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.
I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.
Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
Something that ruins societies.
EVERYONE RUN, A POLITICAL PARTY IS COMING!