Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

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puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

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put her out

It means to make someone feel as if your attacking them or put them out of place

You put her out when you were screaming at her for no reason

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Put that pussy on ice

Carefully cleaning out one's vag to the point that it is as cool as ice.

Pussy cleanin' time.

Maria: Me gusta papi..
Stevie: Wait for me in the bedroom bitch. And put that pussy on iceeee..

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putting the play down

having sex or engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Usually with a person people believe it won’t happen with.

“I’m putting the play down on her tomorrow.”

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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

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I put a flag on it

I put a flag on it is used to claim something and make it yours

John: Me amo arsh
Dan: what?
John: that’s my catchphrase, I put a flag on it

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