A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
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What Hypothermia does
Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.
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having sex or engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Usually with a person people believe it wonβt happen with.
βIβm putting the play down on her tomorrow.β
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(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quiznoβs or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artistβs backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
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I put a flag on it is used to claim something and make it yours
John: Me amo arsh
Dan: what?
John: thatβs my catchphrase, I put a flag on it
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Add a lot of benefits. Don't hold back the good stuff.
If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.
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When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.
Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.
Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."
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