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pennsylvania drag race

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.

"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.

by thatogpranksta April 6, 2015

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Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019

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critical race theory

The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.

The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.

We will study critical race theory today.

by Novatweeter December 21, 2020

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dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 9, 2007

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PC Master Race

Someone who has absolutely no life, lives in there parents basement, has no girlfriend/boyfriend, doesn't have a job, and thinks they are superior in every way possible but in all reality they are worthless garbage and use computers to escape into another world to make up for there small insignificant life. They say PC Master Race in forums all the time trying to prove there superiority but it only proves the point that they have absolutely no life what so ever. They call people who play on consoles peasants just because these people choose not to play on PC's whether it be due to the fact that they don't want to spend exuberant amounts of money building one, don't know the inner workings of a PC and wouldn't know how to build one themselves, and personal preference.

Bill: Hey Chris did you pick up a PS4 so we can play GTAV together?

Chris: Yes Bill I certainly did and I can't wait to try it out.

Random Kid: PC Master Race.

Bill/Chris: Get a life dude don't you have something better to do with your life then glorify your PC. Do something with your life like get a job and get laid.

by I Rule You June 10, 2014

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2008 presidential race

One
Big
Ass
Mistake

America

The result of the 2008 presidential race

was O.B.A.M.A.

by FOUR the god of defining October 25, 2015

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critical race theory

Just racism 2.0 but against white people so it's magically ok now.

critical race theory is dumb

by sadsadsdsa June 25, 2021

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