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The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.
Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
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When April showers have finally subsided and the sun's rays dry the sidewalks, therefore allowing you to wear your favorite pair of fresh Air Jordans. Commonly acronized as ROJO.
"-Yo homie those are some sweet Space Jam XI's. Aren't you worried about gettin' them messed up?"
"-Nah man, rays out j's out. Recognize."
"-I went outside to go to class and realized it was actually nice out for once. Definitely a ROJO type day."
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On a tough day, during a difficult period of time, when low and tired even a small gesture, nice smile, sincere look in the eyes, warm words or a big hug could make a big difference for someone's day.
Mr. Busy was returning home after a long day and as always during the last couple months, when alone, he was thinking about Mrs. Over-Elaborate. He missed her presence and their talks and other things he tried to avoid thinking about...
He suddenly got the urge to text her. They planned to have a lunch in two days, but he could not resist the temptation. The combination of what she wrote back and how they immediately connected made him feel special. He was still tired and needed to finish some work, but her kind words worked like a ray of sunshine piercing through the darkness and distinct change in the mood of Mr. Busy was perceptible... and without asking her, he was almost sure she knew how she made him feel and was happy he wrote her...
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This actually means that is not on since stevie ray vaughn is now dead, if he were alive it would be different.
"Dude is this bar on like tai wan or what?"
"No its on like stevie ray vaughn since there are no chicks here.
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The expectancy of being revive ,because of the one wielding the ray gun has the power to destroy the world
Sean screamed, "Revive me I got the Ray Gun!" because of him dying from one crawler.
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You gotta revive him he got ray gun
Nathaniel: Don’t Go Down Chris
Chris: KID IM DOWN ALREADY
Nathaniel: Bruhhhhhh
Chris: Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun