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A manufactured street code for continued white supremacy. As used in common speech, could also be phrased, "keeping it submissive" or "keeping politically, socially, and economically irrelevant."
African-Americans (especially men) who have evolved into greatness through traditional paths are invalidated as they have not "kept it real." The term's definition relegates and caps many potential great African Americans through peer-pressure, advertising, greater social misunderstanding, and ambiguous racial identity.
The phrase is harmful in that it not only damages the collective psyche of a large portion of the American populace, it also limits (in all facets) the unlimited potential that this group could have upon the country.
"Thurgood Marshall, Barack Obama, Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, Morgan Freeman, Booker T. Washington, (Sports Analyst) James Brown, and Condoleeza Rice are not keeping it real."
"50 Cent and Michael Vick are keeping it real."
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A man that does not wear a shirt. When ordering food from a local restaurant they will order a meal that is capable of feeding no less than 50 people, paid in full by another person who will never taste this epic meal. The meal will only be eaten in locations deemed manly enough for consumption. Areas may include municipal gazebos or the top or oil tanks.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
1.) A Real Man: “Real Men Don’t wear shits anyway!”
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
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i'm emo....and i don't cut, i don't cry over everything, emo boys r not gay, and don't wear girl pants. see there used to be the truth about emo but then all u haters started hearing weird crap.i don't like to listen to sad depressing music all the time and infact i like lots of happy music...but u wouldn't know that...cuz you think we are just fags with bad taste. well sry u guys...but we are just more popular nerds...not people who are trying to destroy the world. (thats how u emo haters make it sound like...like we're making you die or something) and i just can't get why all u haters take ur time to talk shit about us....wat did we do to you? i say just get over...pick on some other label for a change. and yea..i'm taking my time to do this just cuz maybe i can change ur mind. cuz i'm sick of it.
emo hater : emo ppl are depressed.
real emo kid : ur the raeson i'm depressed...look in the mirror fag.
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Urban dictionary, in and of itself.
a: Bruh, I looked it up. It's the real deal.
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man
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Black skinned man who stands up for every thing black, the man who puts out his Newport angrily because the long end of the line at the social services is at a standstill, then he lights up a Newport again and then talks. Dis bull shyt yaaw I'm finna buss a cap. I'm a real nigga and I ain't finna b disc repected. Scraight?
I been practicing my nglish, I a reel nigger (real nigga) bow bow bow bow clap clatc clip clat
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A male over 21 who is not a " wuss"
Hulk Hogan is a real man not Richard Simmons
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To do someting to the extreme.
Jennifer smacked Robert in his face real ugly.
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