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Cher is on the rag again. I saw her at the drug store buying some cunt rockets so she don't bleed on everything.
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mostly foriegn coupes that need NOS to accelerate up to 70 mph in 20 seconds. shit compared to a mclaren f1, ferrari enzo, or any porche. hell even a stock mustang could take one
i dont hate on these cars becasue i am jealous or lack the talent to make one. i hate on these cars because they are an insult to racing.
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A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.
In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.
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When a girl (most likely some sort of prostitute) fills a condom with various drugs and inserts it to a mans ass. After insertion, the condom is poped releasing the drugs and causing the man to get a massive erection. Usually, the only way to get rid of the erection is to go to the hospital and get the penis lanced by a doctor.
That hooker gave me a booty rocket I'll never forget.
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something between your nuts and thigh that goes the speed of fuckin sound plus 5.
SOB my R1 fuckin smokes a Le Sabre with stage 4 heads and no muffler exhaust sport version driven by Arkansas original inbred
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Dariel: So what happened last night? You and Keegan were getting pretty cozy.
Bree: There were definitely some crotch rockets going on. Nasa was basically taking off in my flaps.
Dariel: Solid!
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