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Wanksta !!!!! Ja rule stands for "I suck"
'Ja rule at being a rapper'
'I Suck at being a rapper'
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Davvy Jones: You've got a debt to pay, Jack Sparrow...
guy: dude... this is about to go all rule 34 on us
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Rule 777: There is no luck...
Guy 1: I just won the lottery, how lucky.
Guy 2: Rule 777!
Guy 1: Oh...
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If something is invincible it cannot be killed. So, if you killed something invincible it was not invincible. Therefore it was NEVER invincible.
Random Man: Kill the invincible dragon.
Me: Rule 127..
Random Man: Oh... Right...
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During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
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Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.
"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons
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An unspoken rule that should be followed at all times, without exception.
The number one party rule is: never snitch on anyone.
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