the old guy in a mostly younger bar/club that creepily takes home the young girl so that he may pre-ejaculate in her
guy 1- "how did sarah get home last nite?"
guy 2- "i think that rusty quickshooter took her to his place"
guy 1- "oh, shes a skank"
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A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.
Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?
She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.
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Usually yellow in color, but vert creamy turd. Smells horrific.
Damn, did you smell the bathroom, Paige dropped a Rusty Flanagan.
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The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.
Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!
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A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.
Johanna got so wasted last night and Rusty Cameled Drew
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
i did a rusty trombone last night
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Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.
Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."
Dude 2 "What?"
Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."
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