I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

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how do you say

a hottie

"that girl is a how do you say"

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I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

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say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

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What I Say is Royal Ocean

Having the ultimate say to end any argument or over commings.

Girl-" I Love you."
Guy- "I love you more."
Girl- "I love you mostest and What I Say is Royal Ocean."

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Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

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Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

He is a girl with many names, some refer to her as Abdul mohsen and others call her Aligation. She ruins everyone's jokes and always says other people's jokes out loud.

Man 1: Bruh you stole my joke
Man 2: Yeah I'm pulling off an Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

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