a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
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The male version of a landing strip.
This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!
A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.
Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.
Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying
"What if I didn't have toes?"
"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"
A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.
Those are some fine examples of local sausage.
When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.
Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.
Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.
Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.