I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

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how do you say

a hottie

"that girl is a how do you say"

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I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

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say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

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What I Say is Royal Ocean

Having the ultimate say to end any argument or over commings.

Girl-" I Love you."
Guy- "I love you more."
Girl- "I love you mostest and What I Say is Royal Ocean."

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“Say No to X, Y, Z” Bill

The “no algebra, no trauma” law mathematically challenged or symbolically allergic Trumpublicans or QAnonists are pushing for their state governor to sign, which would make the teaching of algebra optional for all grades 7–12 students if they feel that they were not born with the “mathematical gene.”

Florida Gov. DeSantis told non-symbol-minded parents that they’d count on him 100% to sign the “Say No to X, Y, Z” bill if they’d support him as the 2024 Republican Party presidential candidate.

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Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

He is a girl with many names, some refer to her as Abdul mohsen and others call her Aligation. She ruins everyone's jokes and always says other people's jokes out loud.

Man 1: Bruh you stole my joke
Man 2: Yeah I'm pulling off an Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

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