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An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.
I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.
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Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process
I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear
A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.
Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.
Jordan Pickford, the England hero's famous trim. The traditional short back and sides with a Sunderland stomp.
"Hey Jude, seen my new trim? It's short back and stompin"
Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.
Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!
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